I am still alive..
Posted by TOBY! 09 Dec 2001 13:10.25
Hello everyone. I am using the internet to talk to you all. Yes, I have given in. I am ok and i hope everyone else is too. Hello Emma. Hello Becky. Hello Matt. This is a bit stupid really. I'm not sure what to say. Errrrr... I'm getting an electric guitar at Christmas and then I'm gonna make our band real cool, if I can be bothered. How many of us use this forum thing? It would be cool if someone replied to this 'post'. I've read that thing at the top about smilies and I don't get it. But I'll do what it says anyway...  . Hmmmmmmm. Downs told me how to find this so blame him for all this tedious, repetitive nonsense i'm blocking up the internet with. I will see you all at christmas, it will be cool. We can all catch up, yeah. Ed pulled Carla night before last. It is no laughing matter. It's a goddamn great tragedy. As punishment he should be made to pull her again...sober! That should teach him a lesson. Is anyone still reading this? If so, well done. Smashing Pumpkins are coooool. You should all get their 'best of' album for christmas, especially Matt. He would like it. Yes, you would like it Matt. If Marie-Claire reads this I want you to know that I miss you. I miss you very much. And Dibs too of course...(sigh). What's happened to Steph and Stu? Downs says that Stu has grown a beard. NICE ONE STU!!!!!!! I had a small beard for a while but it made me look like even more of a pleb so I shaved it off...with a razor blade. Hey! I went to Keith's the other day and once again emerged looking like I had escaped a concentration camp, the old fool. Nevermind. Are you still reading? Wow, you must be bored. How's Willgoss? I hope he is ok. Errrr...thank you for listening. University hasn't turned me into an arsehole but I am different. Certainly a little more homose....not really!!! I don't have sex with guys, not at all. If whoever is in charge of this forum (probably Matt) finds this message irrelevant and stupid you can erase it if you like, I won't mind. I'm just having fun typing, yeah, I look like a grown-up typing away at University. Ha ha ha. BUT I'M NOT. Ha ha. I hope Lisa-Anne is getting on ok. Haven't seen her for ages. Canterbury is a good city. There's a big castle like in Harry Potter. But there are some pikies I'm afraid. Yes, apparently a pikie beat up some of my compatriots last night but I'm not really sure what happened, I know they went to hospital... Oh well, without pikies we wouldn't appreciate all the cool people like MATT and DOWNS and DAVE, etc. I'm coming home around the 21st I think. See you all then. I love you all. And so does God. from Tobyiase. Tobbias. Tobais. Tobiys. Tobiyase. Tubius. Tobeyeus. w h a t e v e r . . . x
Toby???
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 09 Dec 2001 13:31.54
Is that relly you toby? I'm about 98% sure it is, you do seem different, you wouldn't normaly waste your time with such a long message, but I'm glad you did, please continue to do so (it must of taken you about an hour to type all that). I'm always pleased when someone new posts on the forum, it means that all the time I put into making the thing work was worth i, so please don't make it a one off post.
Glad to here your enjoying uni. I am incharge of the forum but I don't belive in deleting posts of banning people etc, this forum is a Democracy everyone is alowed their say. I'm not like Hitlar the and his evil dictatorship. Anyway, oh I might as well mention the other one too, Lassez-faireI suppose I did learn something from my comm and Business lessons.
Look foard to seeing you on the 21st,
Love Matt
P.s. I'm getting batised in nd hour and half I'd better start thinking up what to say in my Testmony (splet wrong) Bye
The above was 100% Toby
Posted by The Downs 09 Dec 2001 15:55.44
I know the above message was from Toby cos i instructed him where to place his message. Also thanks Toby for saying that im one of the cool guys, but i can assure you that im not. Did Ed really pull Carla? Ha ha ha ha ha!!
The Downs
Who???
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 10 Dec 2001 14:11.54
Whos Carla? how u doin Downs' I'm bord, I'm doing my business couse work and I'm having a break, not much else to say really suppose I'd best get back to it.
See ya, Matt
Response
Posted by The Downs 10 Dec 2001 15:46.59
Carla and Ed are two of Toby's flat mates. Unlucky you Matt, business coursewiork sucks big time.
The Downs
WOW!!!
Posted by Emm 10 Dec 2001 18:51.52
Hi ya Tobe!!! Hoep you are ok. Can't wait to see you. I have just finished all my assessment work for this semester so I am feeling happy.
Hope you are looking after yourself and I'll speak to you very soon.
Lots of Love
Emm
Yes it dose
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 10 Dec 2001 18:53.50
I got it done!!! But your right downs Business coursework dose 'Suck Bigtime'
See ya soon
Hi emm
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 10 Dec 2001 19:01.46
Wow we posted at the same time! (well almost) How impressive. I was just looking at the PWBC website for the first time, did you design it??? It's very good!
See you soon my dear
the what?
Posted by Graham 10 Dec 2001 19:14.23
That would be the Paddock Wood Bestiality Club, would it Matt? If so, could you send Downs a membership renewal form: his expires in January... see you at the weekend.
Wow!
Posted by Toby 11 Dec 2001 13:49.41
People actually read my message. The internet isn't just for geeks and paedophiles after all. COOL! Yes Downs, Ed really did pull Carla in return for a cigarette. Heh heh. She was trying to get me to kiss her all night but i somehow persuaded her to kiss Gemma from downstairs instead! YEAH! LESBIAN ACTION MAN! Anyway...I look forward to coming home at Christmas and seeing everyone again. It will be good. Goodnight, goodnight...
    
Posted by The Downs 11 Dec 2001 13:58.46
Ha, fucking ha Graham.
Excellent
Posted by Obi Matt Kenobi 11 Dec 2001 17:13.40
Well hello again toby, you right the internet can have it's uses! And you seem to be getting the hang of it (not much to get the hang of the though really)
Not the Paddock Wood Beastiality Club Graham you silly boy, Paddock Wood Baptist Church.
And Downsy don't be so flippin rude!
See you all soon, bye'sy-bye
Good evening Toby
Posted by Rachee 12 Dec 2001 19:26.05
Good evening Toby. Thatwas a very long letter I'm very impressed very un-toby like of you..... But am dissapointed that you didn't mention me! Tut tut tut Matt's writing this for me because I can't. Glad to here your still alive though. Hope that you having fun with the lesbians, see you soon my dear
God Bless
Hugs and slugs Rachee
XX
p.s. I love you too Toby (From Matt)
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