Yo My Bitches!
Posted by The Dib's 13 Nov 2001 21:02.38
Hows all you furry guys doing?I'm loving life at the mo and glad to see most other people are too(with the great exception of 'the Downs')(poor bastard) firstly i most congratulate graham on a superb pass on of 'the mansell', nice one bruv!Beep beep! What is happening to the world?the trump is in a ruddy rowing team, so im going to do something just as bizarre and sign up at the K.I.A.D. foot fetish club , no no don't mock it apparently they get some fine specimens there. im getting a bit bored now though so i'm going to leave you all but thankyou for your time you crazy guys, no wait, one last thing, no actually i'm lying i don't have anything else to add i just thought it would be nice and may piss you off a little too. but why your still reading this i really have no idea because surely you all have losts of better more interesting things to do. including work i believe miss trump! Loveya and sneeze on ya
The Dib's.
P.S. No really this is actually quite interesting...hang on yep it will hit me in a second it was definietly something worthwhile... yes thats it, mr Willgoss?'The Downs bought me a drink the other night so i urge you to please lay off the poor git. and he mentioned that he would like to come to church on sunday too. Yes you do Downs, its just he is a little embarassed so if he writes here and says its a load of mother hubards doggy stuff then as we all know he is having a little problem sharing his sweet puppy like side.
The Dib's Dib's
Dear Mr Dibbens,
Posted by The Downs 14 Nov 2001 19:18.59
Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.''
I've never had any releigious tendences at all, and i would certainly not involve you in them Dibbens.
The Downs (& Mr. 9mm), will be seeing you soon Dibs.
2 Thessalonians 3:3
Posted by :   Mattous  14 Nov 2001 22:15.51
' But the lord is faithful and he will give you strength, and will protect you from evil '
Anyone speaking English??
Posted by Becky 15 Nov 2001 00:11.28
OK .. About time you lot learned to speak proper english .. And MIND YOUR LANGUAGE .. There are women viewing this site *lol* we shouldnt be lowered to your manly language *GRIN*
Take Care .. Becky
I do believe that my penis just spoke to me
Posted by The Dib's 15 Nov 2001 13:29.44
Good afternoon my petits pois. I crawled out of the bed at the awkward hour of half past nine this morning, consequently missing my morning sound inductions, but don't worry guys it's to your benefit as i now have to wait around until three for the next one, so can write to you in the forum! Aren't you happy now? And no dear thompsett i am afraid i'm not online yet it, this is just the K.I.A.D one but i may start using this one until i actually get my arse in gear and get online at home. Thankyou Mr Downs for filling in the gaps there were a few words there i had completely forgotten about. Firstly i must apologise to the trump for my title but its true! And one of the most intellectual conversations i have had for a while i must add. It brings a whole new meaning to the saying two heads are better than one really does'nt it?! If only i had discovered this factor earlier it would have been of real benefit in examinations! But the poor fellows not quite as good looking as all you lovely ladies are, you will be pleased to know. But then you don't have to spend the entire day in darkness, where the sun rises about five times a day for about thirty seconds do you, that could turn a man insane! So although he may have the haircut of a static guinea pig he is as handsome as ever and quite bright. Is anyone actually still reading this?! Oh well, secondly i note the presence of a darren of some kind may he be a certain darren whose team we whooped10-2!Most notably the Dib's scoring a delightful hat trick. I believe so. Oh David :0 it's so nice of you to join us, did you have fun waisting your life away in the universe that is CM2001-02? I will undoubtedly be making a trip there myself in the not too distant future. ;{But as time is looming and space is closing in i will have to adjern(If i have spelt that right i owe myself a drink!)Yes Downs i know! Anyhow thankyou for your time and if anyone would like to start a debate please let us do so, so get posting your replys in this baby so we can get started,
Farewell my charming more elequently typed friends,
Love The Dib's!XXXXX
Dibs
Posted by The Downs 15 Nov 2001 18:41.20
What the fu*k are you on about Dibs? You is going mental in your old age, man you almost twenty!! What you up to Saturday night? Won't be here on friday cos I is joining Toby and his buddys for a good old fashioned alcohol blitz, cos none of you seem to want to do it to the extent i do anymore. Man, you paddock wood people are just gettin old and boring.
The Downs
Filthy
Posted by :Mattous 15 Nov 2001 19:02.01
Michael D will you please refrain from talking about your penis on this message bord in the future, there are other websites for that, ask wilgoss if you want to know more about that.
I resent Being classified as one of the 'boring' people from paddock wood Downs.
And hello Becky T
Bye!
Sorry Matt
Posted by The Downs 15 Nov 2001 19:08.12
Soz Matt, but it is true you lot still in paddock wood are boring. All you seem to do is do church things, go to school/college and talk occasionally. Usually its an monumental effort to get you guys to even go to the pub! What happened man, we used to have loads of partys, social gatherings and lots of fun. I don't see why that should change just cos a few people buggered off to uni.
Come on guys, you're only young once and at this age your body can cope you copious amounts of alcohol abuse.
The Downs
Sorry Becky
Posted by The Downs 15 Nov 2001 19:15.26
Sorry for swearing Becky but i had to get my point accross as strongly as possible.
The Downs
my feet hurt
Posted by becca 16 Nov 2001 03:24.24
hello!!well i had a rehearsal and then we all went out clubbing, just got back (everyone please note the time this message is posted !!).
did lots of dancing,hence the sore feet ,it was such a laugh tho!!
my problems however are:
1)i have rowing tomorrow,and so have to be up in about 3 hours
2)i then have lectures all morning
3)then a supervision
4)i have an essay,which ive done NONE AT ALL of(not even looked at the title),and its for....
5)another supervision in the afternoon
6)then band rehearsal
7)then another big nite out with severe sleep deprivation!!!
such is my joyous student life!!!!!
oh well,i guess il try and sleep now,hardly seems worth it tho really!!
nite nite everyone!!!!
beccaxxxx
please note everyone,this is becca trumper (or the trumps if i conform to the surname using thingy), and ive put becca-not becky, just to avoid confusion!!!!!!
stupid bloody rowing
Posted by becca 16 Nov 2001 06:48.44
Remind me why im doing this???its 6:45, and im about to go and freeze my arse off in a stupid boat,im actually shaking from lack of sleep,and its still dark outside!!!
Beccaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dibben's Penis
Posted by Paulo Di Canio 16 Nov 2001 10:48.00
Funny you should mention that actually Dibs, as your penis spoke to me the other day, and I quote:
'I hate it being Michaels penis. If I don't see some action soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave...'
Come on Dibs, give the little feller a break, log on to www.filthycambridgegirls.com for some one handed typing. I think you'll find it's also Rebecca's web page...
That website
Posted by becca 16 Nov 2001 11:28.11
u made a mistake, its .co.uk not .com actually!
anyway back to the essay,which still consists of a title only, aaargh 3 hours til it needs to be done !!!
beccaxxxxx
I did it!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by becca 16 Nov 2001 17:03.51
Well no doubt youve all been worrying all day as to whether i got my essay done, and yes i did manage to do it!!Thats right,1 essay written in less than 3 hours,quite impressive i think ul find!!ok so i have no idea how good it was but its done and out the way, and the best bit is:
I HAVENT GOT ANY ESSAYS TO DO FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
anyhow,ive gotta do some part copying for the panto band rehearsal in an hour,so cu later!!
beccaxxxxxxxxxxxx
He's got£3k in his bank and he wont buy me a drink
Posted by The Dib's 17 Nov 2001 22:34.37
Willgoss please start using your own material, your turning into the trump!Thats the male version by the way, no actually that probably wont help you either will it. The one who always says sshhtooop. Becky i loveya really. Greg passed his driving test which is cool because how many lifts does he owe me! I might actually start drinking again. So if you see me at christmas, and i look as though i have'nt been able to see my genitals for the past few months then thats why. I would like to start a debate, what can we discuss cos im beginning to get bored. I wonder if this slightly harsh(not quite as harsh as 'The Downs'' was earlier but then i am entitled to agree with him a bit)statement but then vaguely amusing statement will spark anything off. sorry. 'This week i have been busier than an afghan medic' What! It's true!.Any takers? Joel says,'Dunno, something funny' Aghhhh oh my golly gosh, i saw jock tonight for at least five minutes!! He is at this moment in time on a date watching harry potter with something called George. I am deeply concerned. so much so that i am thinking of starting a trust fund for him, whatya think? Yo my becky's how you doing? Be coming to see you trump soon to see your panto thingy majig, and Miss T please grace us with your presence soon cos your grately missed. Anyhow gotta rush so take care all you crazy crazy people, except for you willgoss i hope you get what most people get when they die,'Mind that bus, what bus, splat!' Love the Dib's with the occassional inspiration from my special guests, The Downs and Joel XXXXXX
I dont like it
Posted by becca 18 Nov 2001 00:01.21
I thought it was a bit dodgy but i wasnt gonna mention it but now uv brought it up in forum........i think its a nasty phrase.
anyhow yay my pantos gonna be amazing u should all come!!
and i havent had time to see harry yet im sooooooo upset
and ur evil dibs
say well done to gregfor me someone pls.how many minors did he get?and was it first time?!!il be sooo jealous if it was!!!
ok thatll do for now,i was gonna go to bed early but yet again it hasnt happened-oh well!!!!!
cu all on the 2nd dec,if not before for my panto!!
beccaxxxxxx
Dibbens's penis versus...
Posted by Graham 19 Nov 2001 14:07.45
Sorry Dibs, but my cock has just been chosen as the OFFICIAL SNACK of the Cambridge Girls Rowing team for the forthcoming season.
Don't despair - they may still choose yours for the minature anglers 2004 winter games...
Hope you lost on Saturday...
mmmmmmm.....
Posted by rachee 19 Nov 2001 15:28.58
well, well, well, we have been buisy my dears hav'nt we?- wot with the official penis games, getting us off to a rather vulgar start, downs deciding to become a puppy/preist, becci rowing for the 'topless cambridge boat club', graham being his usual distasteful self, and matty spouting bible verses(i particularly liked 2thessalonian3:3).
being so engrossed in the above you have forgotten to even mention the beautiful lady rachee!
How are you all any way?
Downs i am NOT BORING i think that actually i am one of the most exciting people that i know.
the only reason that i can possible think you made this re,mark is because your in a decidely lame mood! (sorry if that was a little harsh my dear)
yoah, we don't go to parties anymore because all the people we would go with have gone away, and basically its just me, matty, maggy, micky, occationally dave and yourself. I wish that it was like it used to be. We are doing a lot of church stuff at the mo, cos well yer know thats part of being a christian and going to church. its like a hobbie, only more. and we seem to be getting a lot of school work too, especially maggy.
ahhhhhh the bell has just gone, must go
byeeeee
racheew
U wish Graham..........
Posted by becca 19 Nov 2001 17:28.38
We have more taste (!) than that.
yawn......
Posted by becca 20 Nov 2001 01:43.46
well yet again im doing the rehearsal/rowing combo,not good ,will get less than 5 hours sleep aaaarrrrrgghhh wot a nightmare im tired!!anyway im off to bed rather than typing for hours,its opening night tomorrow,or today should i say aaaaargh!!you'd better all come and see it after ive put so much time into it!
have good days ,will let u no how it goes!!
beccaxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hummmmmmmm
Posted by Mattous 20 Nov 2001 09:59.17
Well lots of strange things have been said (mainly by Dib's) I'm quite confused in general) But I do have one request can you please stop writing so much mike my dear? it's really nice you have so much to say though, oh I don't know.
And Becky T I've got some advice (Advice given to me by a very wise man) get an early night!
Love Matt
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